vaginophagocytosis
Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.
My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.