Vagiron
A term commonly used in golf to describe a club (usually a mid or long iron) selected out of utter fear of hitting the more logical, powerful driver which the hole intends. A cowardly move at best, the decision rarely goes unnoticed by the other players who are compelled to mock and chastise the individual, even to go as far as questioning his gender.
Mike, lacking self-confidence, selects a vagiron to hit his tee shot on the wide-open par 5 as the rest of his foursome looks on in disbelief and bewilderment, for they can't comprehend such an embarrassing decision. Laughs ensue.
vagironing
The precise art of cunnilingus inititiated by placing the tip of the nose on the anus with an elongated tounge and proceeding in one firm and defined motion moving the face until reaching the pubic mound ironing out the creases
I introduced vagironing to my girlfriend on the weekend