Vagitine
(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.
LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.
CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.
LOUIE: Thank you.