Vaguttload
an amount so excessive it could have only have been produced by two orifices
Bess: Boy do I have a huge headache today!
Pam: Why is that, Bess?
Bess: I drank a vaguttload of Franzia last night!
Pam: Why is that, Bess?
Bess: I drank a vaguttload of Franzia last night!