Valdosta

A small Redneck community in South GA

(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.

a growing city located in lowndes county georgia. home of the lowndes county high school viking and valdosta high wildcats and Valdosta state university blazers. most of the town is made up of airmen because of moody air force base

Football Capital of the Nation. Home of the Valdosta State Blazers, the Valdosta Wildcats, and the Lowndes Vikings. Total badass town, but absolutely nothing to do. Valdostians make their own fun. Has beautiful girls and the friendliest people. A small town feel in a growing city.

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!

1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys.

2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.