Valejandro
Valejandro is a mixed name between; names starting with V and Alejandro. If anyone says their name is Valejandro, they're likely to be, or their parents are likely to be Lady Gaga stans. So if you want to have a raging homosexual and equal rights activist friend, look for Valejandros!
"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Valejandro"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"
"I thought you wanted to be called Valejandro?"
"It's a song you stupid dick"