Valentimer
A person who sends a lot of Valentine's out in a short amount of time.
Wow he is sure a Valentimer!
Valentime
Time spent with someone you love, especially on/around February 14th.
It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!
It doesn't matter what you are doing, whether stargazing on a rooftop or taking a walk on the breezy beach. It's all valentime!
"Jon and Danielle have been spending a ton of time together."
"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"
"Yeah, it's okay though they love each other so it's valentime!"
Valentimes
The incorrect spelling of valentines
When I was little I got into a fight because I thought valentines was spelling like valentimes🤣
Valentime's Day
Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.
"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"
Valentime's Day
A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.
Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.
Valentime's Day
The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
What are you getting your girlfriend for Valentime's Day??
Valentime-Out
A strategic short term break-up with a significant other immediately preceding Valentine's Day. Designed to avoid having to purchase expensive gifts, buy dinner, say nice things, and/or perform oral sex on Valentine's Day, yet still preserve the ability to resume the relationship shortly thereafter.
I really can't afford to take Magda out for Valentine's Day... so I think I will have to take a Valentime-Out from her until next week.