Valentine's Lay
The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.
Valentines Lay
The sex you receive on Valentines Day
Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...