Valentino Frictionis
An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?