Valfrid
A big lump of boogers because they just eat boogers all the time and finally they become a booger. Valfrids are very ugly too and everyone hates them but Valfrids think that you are their friend. Most of the time they are gingers too and no one likes gingers.
Me: Valfrid.
My friend: oh dang that is nasty.
Valfrid: oh hello mate.
My friend: oh dang that is nasty.
Valfrid: oh hello mate.