valley queens

a town right on the nassau county border with queens where everyone thinks they are mad ghetto because people from jamaica go to the green acres mall, but its residents are quite to the contrary, since houses are ridiculously expensive and one needs to be a lawyer or a doctor to own one. valley queens is known for its mixture of guido-ish italian-americans, jewish people who eat the guido-ish food, and other various ethnicities and races of a middle class persuasion