vampire slayer
1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).
2. Someone who kills vampires.
2. Someone who kills vampires.
Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
Vampire Slayer
The greatest Half Life mod in existence.
Let's go play some Vampire Slayer.
Vampire Slayer
When a man inserts his member into an electric sharpener, then repeats to stab his now sharpened wang into the girls heart while wearing a garlic neclace.
Hey did you hear Mike gave Julia the Vampire Slayer last night... Yah shes dead.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
best tv show of the 1990s, combining science fiction and witty sarcasm
I love quoting Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
fire bad. tree pretty.
love makes you do the whacky!
fire bad. tree pretty.
love makes you do the whacky!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
A ground-breaking show that emerged in the 90's. It re-defined feminism and girl power and influenced other tv shows, such as Dead Like Me and Joan of Arcadia. It was even followed by a spin-off series known as Angel. Truly one of the greatest TV shows of all time.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer was named #2 in Empire's Top 50 TV Shows of All-Time. Buffy was named #3 in Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 Characters in the Past 20 Years.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.
Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:
Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.
Sam: Yeah! And:
BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.
GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.
BUFFY: Thank you. I will.
GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.
BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.
Shannon: Yeah, awesome show
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:
Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.
Sam: Yeah! And:
BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.
GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.
BUFFY: Thank you. I will.
GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.
BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.
Shannon: Yeah, awesome show
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.
Simply genius. It is simply genius.