VanAss

A term used for a man who marries a frog.
Also a man who has a fetish with inflating frog sacks with his breath.

A boy who likes terror and war and loves to eat blue cheese in bed. He walks his fish every morning and goes to bed at noon every day. He goes to school at 2 am and loves Bill Cosby every day. He snow dragons his aunts husbands daughter and loves dogs with all his heart.