Blackbode
The most handsome piece of shit you'll ever come by. Most likely has a dick twelve inches or longer and will pound your sister on Saturdays, because he's busy praying in church on Saturdays. Probably ripped as shit and will with guarantee make you more wet than the Niagara falls. Domestic masculinity-monster on testosterone, will make you crawl into a corner like the inferior rat you are.
Oh no it's Blackbode, now I'll need new pants.