Van goghed

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.