Van Gogh'ing
To cut off your partner's ear only to gain the ability to stick your penis in the hole which used to be their ear
"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EAR?!?" "Oh.. well my boyfriend was Van Gogh'ing me last night"
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Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her
OR
Her brain must be full of semen since I just Van Gogh'ed her