Blackburn Spray Tan
The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"