Vanishing Testicle Flailing Demoniac
A feat that requires the participant to have a pair of testicles, believe in evil spirits, and also has struck a deal with the devil prior to the feat being committed. The participant closes their eyes and concentrates intensely. A layer of unstable clouds with thunderstorm activity rolls in from a magnetic heading of 180 degrees. The participant opens his eyes, which are now completely white, pulls down their pants, twirls there testicles in a counter clockwise motion while jumping up and down like a crazed monkey before finally red smoke shields there physical body and they vanish into a demonic realm. Usually done if the participant is in distress. Unfortunately, there are no documented sightings of this act being committed. However, rumor has it that it was done by the boy in the real Haunting In Connecticut.
Teacher: Billy, what's the answer to question 3?
*Thunderstorm clouds roll in from the south*
Billy: See you in hell! *Pulls down pants and twirls his testicles, then vanishes behind a layer of red smoke*
Teacher: Jesus Christ! Did i just witness a Vanishing Testicle Flailing Demoniac
*Thunderstorm clouds roll in from the south*
Billy: See you in hell! *Pulls down pants and twirls his testicles, then vanishes behind a layer of red smoke*
Teacher: Jesus Christ! Did i just witness a Vanishing Testicle Flailing Demoniac