Van The Man

Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.

his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.

he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.

The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad

A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados

A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!

A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?