Vapor Trailing
The practice of modifying your walking commute to trail delicious smelling babes that cross your path. Applies to males and females equally...(though honestly I doubt if women do this).
Sorry I'm late, this hot number crossed in front of me on State Street and I ended up vapor trailing her 2 blocks past the office before I realized what i was doing. Smelled like coconuts and sunshine!
vapor trail
The information you leave behind (in the cloud) when you think you've deleted something from the internet or twitter.
Dude! You think hitting the delete button means that post is gone? Sorry to tell you bud, but you've left a vapor trail - cyberspace never forgets ;-}
vapor trail
Similar to crop dusting, vapor trailing involves farting while walking, but in this case instead of passing someone standing still, the person is walking behind you. Based on the vapor trails that high flying jets make.
I just vapor trailed the poor sap behind me like I was an Airbus A330.
vapor trail
The electronic equivalent of a "paper trail". In the old days, guys like Enron and MCI had to worry about leaving hard-copy memos and such laying around that could eventually be used against them. Now it's e-mails, text files, server databases and the like.
Enron's IT guys are trying furiously to erase the vapor trail.
Vapor trail
The lingering, and sometimes sickening, odor of stale alcohol that emanates from one's sweat glands after a long night of heavy drinking.
I was standing in line for a hoagie, but the vapor trail from the dude ahead of me made me lose my appetite.
Vapor Trail
When male ejaculate dries on a fabric surface and disappears, but leaves a hard edged wrinkle on the fabric, causing it to crease.
Oh girl, that's a vapor trail
vapor-trailed
1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.
2. Spurned
2. Spurned
"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."
"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."
"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."