Vappu

Vappu is an amazing person. Vappus tend to loose it when you play Hozier or talk about book classics. Vappu loves balloons. Beware if you see a Vappu with a balloon, you have stepped into the danger zone. If you shale Vappu’s hand, she will grow wings and become famous because she’s a fairy, and you’ll look stupid because you didn’t appreciate her majesty Ms. Fairy Princess Vappu. Shame on you.