Black Clock
Whilst most of the world tends to stick to actual times for dates/important stuff (aka the white clock), others don't-deliberatley! This is called the black clock. You know what I'm talking about, I use the black clock all the time...
Laurel: Where is Michelle? That girl is always late...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
Victor: You know her, she uses a black clock...
Big Black Clock
Used to trick your friends into saying big black cock instead of clock, giving you the opportunity to call them gay.
Person 1: Yo bro I love big black clocks
Person 2: You love big black cocks?!
Person 1: No, I love big black clocks, gay ass.
Person 2: You love big black cocks?!
Person 1: No, I love big black clocks, gay ass.