Aaron Rome
Former defenseman for the Vancouver Canucks. Known for his massive hit on Nathan Horton in the 2011 Stanley Cup Finals, but better known for being a beauty. Remember, it's not about scoring 90-100 points in a season to be a beauty, but rather about scoring 3-5.
"Look what just came in the mail today! My Aaron Rome jersey off eBay! Paid maybe $15 for it, nice deal eh?"