vasily kamotsky

The man that can slap a grown man and make them look like a schoolboy. The man that has to legally classify his hand as a weapon if mass destruction. He's the man that your Mexican mom tells you that "te va a llevar" if you don't behave. He is also notorious for having more hair on his back than you have or your head.

A godlike mammal who isn't even identified as a human being, Nobody knows where he came from, or how he got here, all we can guess is that he just spawned, his hand feels like a bedrock block in minecraft, undefeated, the only person capable of truly defeating Vasily is Jesus Christ himself