Vaxopause
Vaxopause is what a vaccinated woman gets who does not want to admit to herself that she is middle-aged.
Kathy: "Julieann says the vaccine cause her to lose her period."
Michelle: "Isn't she in her 50's? She must be going through vaxopause."
Michelle: "Isn't she in her 50's? She must be going through vaxopause."