vdog

code name for vodka

a man who will try to get laid by any means possible including overused pick up lines, expensive clothing, and even the monthly $25 purchase of tinder gold and still gets no bitches. Will see a girl look at him and tell all the boys that shes totally into him and can often be spotted leaving the bar after last call alone.

This name is cursed, long ago this name was used to torture the minds of people, only people with a strong mind can handle the pressure of it being inside them, 100 years after that a new thing happened when they couldn't just be put inside you but instead you would have to accept the name of Vdog, once this name is inside you it will mean that the rest of your life will be in ruin and despair, the people who have accepted the name of Vdog were a strong clan back in the day, they are fewer in numbers now but if they ever were to come together once more they could destroy the world and everything with it