vedhan
A name given to the son of Nepalese parents who don't know what the fuck to name their newborn child so they decide to consult an online random name generator. These same parents would abort his baby sister because they were too lazy to think of a name for her.
Qualities of a Vedhan include an egotistical nature, an irrational attraction to Shulk, making shitty music, a forehead that resembles an avocado, and an unexplained tendency to dab on the haters. He also always smells like shitty curry that a poverty-stricken Indian child shit and peed in for a month, for some reason.
If you have this name:
- You are a vegan
- Your favorite fast food chain is Subway
- You are a shitty Soundcloud rapper
- You have no friends
- You will die alone with crippling Alzheimers
Qualities of a Vedhan include an egotistical nature, an irrational attraction to Shulk, making shitty music, a forehead that resembles an avocado, and an unexplained tendency to dab on the haters. He also always smells like shitty curry that a poverty-stricken Indian child shit and peed in for a month, for some reason.
If you have this name:
- You are a vegan
- Your favorite fast food chain is Subway
- You are a shitty Soundcloud rapper
- You have no friends
- You will die alone with crippling Alzheimers
"Vedhan's such a loser, his parents used one of those online name generators to make him."
"What, you mean like one of those shitty roleplay game name generating thingies?"
"Yeah. God, I heard he was such a fuckboi that he can't help but fall in love with any woman she sees."
"Even his teachers?"
"Especially his teachers."
"What, you mean like one of those shitty roleplay game name generating thingies?"
"Yeah. God, I heard he was such a fuckboi that he can't help but fall in love with any woman she sees."
"Even his teachers?"
"Especially his teachers."