Vegakean
One who eats no meat, dairy, or egg products of any kind with the exception of cupcakes. This is an option for anyone who would like to enjoy the health benefits of veganism or refrain from animal products without going insane.
Joe: i thought Alice was a vegan, but i just saw her eating a giant pizza cupcake with nutella cream cheese frosting.
Alex: she's a vegakean, duh
Alex: she's a vegakean, duh