Vegan Blowjob
When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.
I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.
vegan blowjob
noun; to perform fellatio to completion (ejaculation of recipient) without swallowing or in any way consuming ejaculate, resulting from said fellatio
God, she only gives vegan blowjobs!