Vegecrite
The hypocrites of the vegan world. These attention starved individuals feel the need to annoyingly share with the world their vegan lifestyle, but yet still eat fish!?! To avoid judgement these self-righteous individuals and their fellow hypotarian comrades usually have a quick pontification ready for their defense like: Fish do not have fur, fish don’t communicate, or have legs, or some other asinine reason.
Girl to waiter: “I’m a vegetarian, so I would like to order the grilled halibut with a side of spring vegetables please.”
Waiter to Chef: “Hey Mario, the vegecrite at table 19 wants the fish platter.”
Waiter to Chef: “Hey Mario, the vegecrite at table 19 wants the fish platter.”