Vegetarianian
A person who eats only vegetarians.
Dude: Do you eat meat?
Other Dude: Yes, I'm a vegetarianian.
Dude: You mean vegetarian?
Other Dude: No, I eat vegetarians.
Other Dude: Yes, I'm a vegetarianian.
Dude: You mean vegetarian?
Other Dude: No, I eat vegetarians.
Vegetarianian
Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.
"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."