vego

Being vegetarian and emo at the same time

The over inflated ego of a vegan or vegetarian. This huge sense of self impotance usually involved them continuously proclaiming themselves as vegan

Vegos, lord of fat rolls, dick jokes, and busting on his own face. This extraterrestrial being is known for his uncanny ability to suck the souls out of his enemies, and will proceed to make cock rings out of their broken skull fragments. It is rumored that Vegos beat up a 5 year old for his happy meal infinity gauntlet. Vegos is not to be trifled with, and is also the host of none other than mighty Serrano. (many consider vegos to be a mere vassal for serrano to manipulate) It is rumored that in the early year of 2001 B.C. (before the arrival of almighty god of hot breath peter carafano) Vegos was discovered to have a weakness. A self-aware liver that requires constant donations of semen from papi macilveen to maintain a stable condition.

Being emo