veiner
a penis with a large number of veins
was it smooth or was it a veiner?
Veiner
An intermediate erection either in response to a stimulus, or reduction from full arousal. Not quite a boner but hopeful in nature. Most commonly the result of a lap dance from an unexperienced/unattractive exotic dancer.
Due to her lack of large breasts, seeing Sara naked will probably only give me a veiner.
veiners
The misunderstood and misinterpreted slang of beaners. christopher Thomas and Matt Damon's interpretation that is.
christopher Thomas - Hey, wasn't it funny when the amazing racist drove those veiners to the immigration department?
Matt Damon - Hell yeah it was hell funny watchin those veiners run. Teehheee.
Everyone else present - You guys are not of the straight persuasion are you, it's beaners fuckheads!
Everyone else present - hahhahhahhhahh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahh hhahhahhha, fags.
Matt Damon - Hell yeah it was hell funny watchin those veiners run. Teehheee.
Everyone else present - You guys are not of the straight persuasion are you, it's beaners fuckheads!
Everyone else present - hahhahhahhhahh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahh hhahhahhha, fags.
blue-veiner
An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
veiner gobbler
Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
Blue Veiner
1. A well known penis pump
2. The penis pump a man named Erik wants to own
2. The penis pump a man named Erik wants to own
Erik: The blue veiner is only 60 bucks!!
double blue veiner
1)When a man becomes so aroused that two blood vessels begin to pulse urgently along his shaft.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.
2)A great rage that causes the rager to have veins swollen on his or her forehead.
1)Maggie dabbled with Bobby's nubbins until a double blue veiner was upon her.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.
2)The kids would badger their mom until a double blue veiner danced across her brow. They knew then it was time to skedaddle out of there and go watch Blues Clues.