velching
The act of sucking semen out of a partners rectum, but causing yourself to vomit in the process
I busted a nut in her ass, then she sat on my face to have me felch, It turning into velching instead. She doesn't return my texts now.
velching
Eating your own jizz from your partner's pussy. From vagina felching.
I creampied in my girlfriend and spent the next half hour velching my semen.
velch
The mixture of lubricant, semen and feces that accumulates on the penis after anal activity.
Joe: Dude, Tammy let me stick it in her ass last night!
Josh: Really? That's awesome!
Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward
Josh: Really? That's awesome!
Joe: Well, sort of, she had hot wings for lunch, so the velch burned my dick for hours afterward
velch
To vomit while attempting to belch and then, due to laughter, expel the vomit through the nasal passage causing an intense burning sensation. Synonym: blurp.
Come on Claire. Just because Jim's brother velched during his best man speech doesn't mean the whole wedding was ruined.