verbal shart
A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.
J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.
Verbal shart
An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.
She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.