Verdon

Usually English, but ultimately of pre medieval French origins (i.e., the city of Verdun in Eastern France, or the site of the famous siege of 1916-1917, Verdun, in La Manche);

Associated with the Domesday Book, a famous geographical survey of England in 1086 in which Bertrannus de Verduno of Berkshire was recorded as a close companion of Duke William of Normandy (the future William 1st of England).

Variants include Vardon, Varden, Verden, Verdon, Verduin, Verdun and possibly others.
A balladeer and poet whose golden voice and introspective nature accompany his many instruments and evolve into a sumptuous narrative about his life's trials and personal struggles delivered through song and rhythm.

A strong role model amongst friends, he is a gentle and loyal family man whose life is complemented by his beautiful, smiling Queen, his resilient children, and his treasured grandchildren. He laughs in the face of adversity and is generous with his time and his thoughts. A skilled carpenter and logical problem-solver, no dust settles upon Verdon. He has more than a modicum of mischief and when paired with his quiet intelligence, he entertains the masses.

Everyone should have a Verdon in their life, for he is as real as mere mortals get.

A large computer techincican often exceeding the recomended amount of verbal communication of a normal human being. ie. does more talking than fixing. Often uses offensive and racial language.

Washroom observer. One who visits the washroom on a quarterly hour basis. Before doing such an act, a bunch of mumbling and small talk must be performed on the way to observing the washroom.

Home of the Posh twats mixed with the chavy council house cunts. You'll normally see either a mad sesh going on at the kids park, but if not don't forget to check the local football pitch, also known as the addy, home of the cheeky shags and where the kids take there skrab endz to spark up so there mum it worse there Nan don't spot them when there skiving church. Also home the best shop around, the local nisa get your banging deals there, and then the shitty co-op.

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A real wise guy, and not in a good way, actually there are several reasons why a ‘Julian verdon’ is disgusting, inappropriate and slanderous to the human psyche, just a truly terrible person that shouldn’t be around anybody