vergerner
spherical object that is fuzzy and has spikes, often used for magical penis growth. Nortorious for being stolen from fat ugly smelly history teachers especially in lexington mass.
Bill: my friggen vergerner was stolen from the big fat ugly smelly greek history teacher again
Mike: oh well i guess you wont have any magical penis growth any time soon
Mike: oh well i guess you wont have any magical penis growth any time soon