Vermontville, Michigan

Vermontville (noun): The smallest town in the state of Michigan without any meth labs. Instead, we have maple syrup farmers and lots of Amish people. Also known for the strange phenomenon of old abandoned sports cars appearing in the woods in places it would be impossible to drive to. Another fact: It is the source of some of the finest ganja in the state, which you can purchase from pretty much anybody who has baggy pants. located just east of Nashville, Michigan, which is quite similar except it has slightly fewer rednecks.