Vert der Ferk
The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.
IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”
vert der ferk
Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?
Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??