Vertimaid
Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.
I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.
Vertimaid
(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.
Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?
You: No i didn't
You: No i didn't