Verwi
A sexual act in which one takes a shovel, covers the handle with Mountain Dew Code Red, and inserts the handle into their partner's anus or vagina. Great care must be taken to ensure internal injury does not occur, but if performed properly it can provide great pleasure. Very common among furries and Tokio Hotel fangirls, the act is named after Verwina Lindemann, the German woman who invented it in 1984.
Ryan: I verwi'd Blixa Bargeld last night.
Becca: Pics or didn't happen.
Becca: Pics or didn't happen.