Aaron Wirtz
Aa-ron Wirtz
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun
Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.
noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.
{air-un werts} proper noun, noun
Proper Noun:
A mildly handsome, unwillingly celebate, single man of Celtic origin. Aaron Wirtz is known for a hearty laugh and a boisterous demeanor. Although hard-headed, Aaron has a passionate work ethic and loves llamas. His current occupation, leaf sucking, oft leads to teary-eyed dreams of a better life in the fire service. Despite his twitchy disposition and apparent Tourette's affliction, Wirtzy is a creature of stoic poise and daring resolve.
noun:
One of seedy methods and motives.
Proper Noun:
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"
When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"
In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"
Random Outburst: Aaron Wirtz exclaimed, "Goats!"
When Threatened: "Don't look at me like that, I'm a friggin' Ninja!"
In utter disbelief, Aaron stated "You've gotta f***ing kinding me!"