Internet black hole
When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.
I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.
Internet Black Belt
When someone learns how to fight by watching self defense videos on the Internet.
Person 1: Bitch, give me your lunch money
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
Person 2 You better watch out! I'm an internet black belt
black internet
it represents a bad connection of internet that is laggy or high ping
nigga, your internet is black.
this black internet is so slow.
this black internet is so slow.