Vestavia
Rich, up-scale residential community south of Birmingham, full of artificial lakes, sidewalks, manicured lawns, spoiled people, and snobby spoiled brats, and adult figures who are more concerned with the look of their city than the actual problems. A Southern version of superficial places like Hollywood.
Vestavia Hills is like Wisteria Lane from Desperate Houswives plus The Hills on MTV.
Vestavia Hills
A town of snobby rich shitbags who’s wives guzzle the poolboy’s cock while they’re at work. Everyone here condemns you before you get to hell and claims to be “christian” even though they are the lowest form of slime crawling the earth. Past times include: judging others, spoiling kids, having telephone pole lodged up asshole. If you send your children to school here, fuck you.
“Hey Bob aren’t you from Vestavia Hills?”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”
“No, I’d rather get in a fatal car wreck than associate with that place”