Viagra Pizza
A slice of pizza that is nice and crispy, and does not bend when you pick it up.
Customer: I'll have a slice of pizza, please.
Mack n' Manco Employee: here ya go.
Customer: Whoah! That pizza is very flaccid. Do you have a slice of Viagra Pizza?
Mack n' Manco Employee: here ya go.
Customer: Whoah! That pizza is very flaccid. Do you have a slice of Viagra Pizza?