Viagriculture
Viagriculture is the cultivation of the penis in the effort to sustain and enhance life, often utilizing medicinal enhancements (e.g. Viagra, Cialis) to ensure quality performance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ).
I got my Ph.D. in Viagriculture.
Old Man: Gee willikers, I'm sure glad that I can still make love to my wife.
Younger Man: Yes, viagriculture is a growing field.
Old Man: Gee willikers, I'm sure glad that I can still make love to my wife.
Younger Man: Yes, viagriculture is a growing field.