Vibalism
The religion whereby good vibes dictate all things known to man. Birthed from impeccable vibes on the 13th August 2022 in Findhorn Bay with our founding father El Vibeo aka KB. We are the vibe disciples. No dry shites, gobshites and tories allowed. Water skiers, mouth breathers, open mouth chewers, the bloody Welsh, people who drive under the speed limit and librarians do not pass the vibe check. To praise the vibalism gods, you must execute these three practices daily, 1. Vibey choones, 2 Vibey convos, 3 Vibey bevs (corona be thy most Vibey). To identify fellow viblaists, you must raise both arms above your head, slightly squat and shout yissssssss. Go forth and spread these messages with vigour, love and good vibes, all the best, el vibeo speed- The Vibe Disciples
Did you hear about vibalism? It’s fucking sick