Black Mamba
Perhaps the scariest snake in the world. Its an elapidae snake that gets its name from the inky black interior of its mouth. The color of the snake is usually an olive or kakhi color. This serpent is the most feared in Africa and that is saying a lot. This snake has incredibly powerful venom that can cause a human to collapse in 45 minutes. The venom causes people to overproduce sweat and saliva eventually leading to collapse and complete respiratory failure. Combined with the fact that this species grows from 10 to 14 long, has lighting quick speed, is very strong, can be highly aggressive at times and is fully aware of its own deadliness this is the most feared snake in Africa.
I saw the Crocodile Hunter try to fool around with a black mamba once. The black mamba literally grabbed the Crocodile Hunter by his wrist with its tail. Not vice versa. That's not something you don't see every day. Then again, not too many are crazy enough to pursue a black mamba.
Black Mamba
A nickname for a black mans large dick. His dick acts like a snake and attacks.
His black mamba attacked me in bed last night.
Black Mamba
A popular nickname for Kobe Bryant, a basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers. The nickname was popularized by a Nike commercial featuring LeBron James. Since Mr. James already had a popular nickname, "King James", Nike decided to come up with their own nickname for Bryant, and thus the Black Mamba was born.
" Bryant shoots from beyond the arc....Scores!!!! A beautiful shot from the Black Mamba, and puts his Lakers up, 90-88."
Black Mamba
A venomous type of snake, also the former codename of Beatrix Kiddo (AKA The Bride), the main character in the Kill Bill movies.
"Black Mamba...hmph! I should've been motherfucking 'Black Mamba'!" as said by Vernita Green in Kill Bill Volume 1
Black Mamba
The name Black Mamba was chosen because each of the original members has an insanly large penis. The amount of women they've had intercourse with is uncountable, 6 have been hospitalized due to organs being punctured because of the penis being stuck in too far. They write godly raps. The lyrics they write are so intense that they're illegal to be heard in 12 states.
Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain.
Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive.
Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus.
Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death.
Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
Skinny- The main rapper in the crew, He's an absolute monster. He's a cute, sensitive, intellectual person but can destroy you and have your woman on his penis within 2 minutes. When you hear his raps your mind will be blown by the pure intensity that they contain.
Horse D- His name's inspired by his huge penis, so large that it's sometimes mistaken with a horses. If you ever catch a glimpse of his godly penis, you'll have a seizure because of the shock you will receive.
Thug J- The one with the most swag in the crew, he has so much swag, in fact, that with one snap of his fingers he has at least 20 girls in line ready to play with his genitals. His swag can be described as a combination between Tupac and Jesus.
Cherry- If you provoke cherry he'll annihilate you through shear strength. If you can survive his massive biceps, he'll whip out his gargantuan black penis and smack you across the face with it, causing death.
Papa C- Possibly the father of Black Mamba, you will be awestruck by his rhymes. Relatively large person, he is intimidating and provoking him is a bad idea, unless you're suicidal.
Example 1:
Person 1: Ay skinny, that love poem you wrote was GAY.
Skinny: *Silence* ....
Person 1 had to be hospitalized due to mysterious wounds and head trauma.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey, can I have the privilege of rap battling Black Mamba?
Black Mamba- Of course.
-Battle Occurs-
Person 1 has to be sent to rehab for going mentally insane after not being able to cope with the intensity of Black Mambas lyrics.
Person 1: Ay skinny, that love poem you wrote was GAY.
Skinny: *Silence* ....
Person 1 had to be hospitalized due to mysterious wounds and head trauma.
Example 2:
Person 1: Hey, can I have the privilege of rap battling Black Mamba?
Black Mamba- Of course.
-Battle Occurs-
Person 1 has to be sent to rehab for going mentally insane after not being able to cope with the intensity of Black Mambas lyrics.
Black Mamba
a highly venomous, slender, olive-brown to dark gray penis that moves with great speed and agility. Native to eastern and southern Africa. A penis like this could also be found in the home of Patrick Johnson's, who is located in Arizona. It is the largest poisonous penis on the continent.
Yeah, Patricks Black Mamba is UNREAL.
Black Mamba
A deceptively intoxicating cocktail made by mixing Jack Daniel's and Diet Pepsi.
I downed one black mamba and I'm already feeling tipsy.