vince mcmind

noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

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