Vincent Robustelli
Vincent is a man of honor. A man of vigor and intelligence. He is but only a small man in the world yet his authority speaks for itself. He should own the world. His humongous genitals always swinging around in the open. Usually Vincents go to Cal Maritime and jerk off gay women. Vincents love it. Vincent also sustains the reputation of having the biggest balls of any. He is a demigod. His love for his enemies is great but his love for his friends is greater. This puts him on the top. During Gladiator fights, Vincent means champion. Due to his crazy penis strength. Vincents can lift nearly 14 tons with the tip of his genitals alone. Wow vincent's are cool.
And now we have our winner! our champion! Our VINCENT ROBUSTELLI!